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By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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Keeping up appearances

By vanessax - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Crown Point

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

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Dream baby dream

By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By wallbanger - 07/02/2010 12:31 - Australia

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 13 061

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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peve3 12

Monday 10 September 2012 2:53

She's nine, so I'd just ignore her. If she's really annoying, say yes and tell her you'll send her a brochure for next year.

Trix_Disorder 20

Monday 10 September 2012 2:52

Cousin. 9-year-old cousin. Reading comprehension, I swear. Goes right out the window when you're trying to get that first comment, huh?

Comments

xplainphrox 8

Monday 10 September 2012 3:22

Firstly - a 9 yr old KNOWS BETTER than to be making fun of others, so should of been grounded! Secondly - yeah. Don't let the jealous wanker tear you down!

Enslaved 36

Monday 10 September 2012 3:36

I agree. That child is 9 not 3 or 4. At that age, they know what was said should be considered rude.

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 10 September 2012 4:00

#20 Sorry, but can't pull double-standards even with decent comments. As per FML penal code 1234, "should of" causes high levels of grammatical stress among people and should have been 'should have'. Sorry about this.

annie_nk 22

Monday 10 September 2012 8:37

I get the feeling "should of" is the new target for grammar nazi's.

iHeartRKO 5

Monday 10 September 2012 12:26

Should of should of should of should of should of should of.

Elegance 7

Monday 10 September 2012 3:22

A couple of bags? For a sleepover?! You may as well have been going to camp!

fuzz97 23

Monday 10 September 2012 3:36

emphasis on the wink

klx125cross 9

Monday 10 September 2012 3:37

Well if the shoe fits..... Where tit?

klx125cross 9

Monday 10 September 2012 3:39

Don't I mean it......XD

esines 9

Monday 10 September 2012 4:06

Don't you mean wear...?

ninjadinos 14

Monday 10 September 2012 4:31

...I don't get it.

lizzybug 5

Monday 10 September 2012 8:59

Irrelevant to the fml/comment but... I like your profile pic

tothenifty 1

Monday 10 September 2012 3:45

So ur cousin thinks ur fat, and u probably are due to you writing this fml, so in other words u should consider fat camp...

hellya14 0

Monday 10 September 2012 3:51

You and the cousin have a lot to learn. Op may be completely happy with the way they are and doesn't need ignorant and rude people ruining their day.

superswagbro 7

Monday 10 September 2012 4:13

You should consider taking an English class.

porkpiehat 8

Monday 10 September 2012 3:45

I'd have bitch slapped whatever sibling that kid belonged to.

chtychtybngbng 11

Monday 10 September 2012 5:07

she said it was her cousin who said this to her. Therefore the child's parent would be OP's aunt/uncle not sibling.

walmartpaysme 15

Monday 10 September 2012 5:30

Let me explain the family tree to you. The children of your siblings are called your nieces and nephews. A COUSIN is the child of your mother's or father's siblings a.k.a your aunt or uncle. So, you think OP should bitch slap their aunt or uncle? THAT is going to go over real nice with the family. Edit- wtf? Why didn't it show me that some else had already commented. Stupid phone.