Work: Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the...

By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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laurensauren 9

Monday 2 April 2012 16:10

He peed..on a turd?..

trollfaced 2

Monday 2 April 2012 16:10

That sucks op, janitors already don't get paid enough to clean up other peoples shit, why add more to it, people should be thankful that there IS someone to be doing that work

Comments

flailingCheese 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:48

But the question is was it his poop?

Abby133 14

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:11

That's shitty, OP. I would've been pissed.

TwinArmageddons 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:53

It maybe he wanted to go duke nukem on it and start to throw it at the walls

laurenobrien 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:14

Clean it up lol

kuges 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:22

Sorry...

melissapop 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:27

maybe he was helping. pee is sterile so he could have been protecting you from the nasty a little

mrniko 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:48

Damn bro... I can't help but to laugh at that. Haha

whattheforkdude 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:18

ccccccccrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:53

Ok, first why was there a turd on the floor, especially in a bathroom? That's just lazy & nasty. Secondly, Why was there a homeless guy hanging out in the women's restroom? Creepy.