Work: Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the...

By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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laurensauren 9

Monday 2 April 2012 16:10

He peed..on a turd?..

trollfaced 2

Monday 2 April 2012 16:10

That sucks op, janitors already don't get paid enough to clean up other peoples shit, why add more to it, people should be thankful that there IS someone to be doing that work

Comments

itspforpoo 4

Monday 2 April 2012 16:25

Thats lame, I guess. Pee on a turd! Whoa thats sick!

supersmeg12345 10

Monday 2 April 2012 16:34

Maybe he was helping you break it up? Could of been stuck on there

mzmush 2

Monday 2 April 2012 16:38

Detroit?

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 2 April 2012 16:40

Hopefully that's an example of a bad day at work..

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 2 April 2012 17:21

I truly hope it's not a normal day for them, I have a friend that works janitorial at a casino and people smear shit all over the walls and pee on the floor apparently, people need to get a life and be appreciative they have a clean toilet for them

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:50

Who would even smear their shit on the walls just to piss the janitor off? Some people are so pathetic these days, smh.

Old_Man_Jenkins 0

Monday 2 April 2012 16:41

That's why there's the powerful mop combined with the muscles you got from years of sweeping.

muffinXmonster 12

Monday 2 April 2012 16:48

Beat the hell out of him with the broom handle

absosteel 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 7:01

Haha I found you:) this is Amanda:) lol

titzenpitzer 9

Monday 2 April 2012 16:53

reminds me of a cleveland steamer. For some reason. I should go outside

hateevryone 14

Monday 2 April 2012 17:32

Well, he is homeless...........

perdix 29

Monday 2 April 2012 17:37

You mean you get PAID to see that? Most of us pay dearly to get access to high-class entertainment like that!

perdix 29

Monday 2 April 2012 18:14

And you get to see world-class target pissing! Go see how much tickets cost for the Target Pissing events at the London Olympics. It's very hard to see the sport practiced at that level.