By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
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trollfaced 2

That sucks op, janitors already don't get paid enough to clean up other peoples shit, why add more to it, people should be thankful that there IS someone to be doing that work

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OfficeNinja 5

Maybe he read "the poop that took a pee" by Leopold "Butters" Stoch and was inspired? That or he wanted to be a lumberjack, but not having a chainsaw to cut logs with he had to improvise.

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kiraleann 16

I first read this as "a homeless guy peeing on the turd floor" and giggled.

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dogpup4 23

I know its hard to get a job these days, but then and there I would have quit.

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bigmackin35 0

Never a dull moment

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KiddNYC1O 20

Oh, man. I hope you have steady hands...

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linkinpark98 23

Throw your broom at him and tell him to clean it up. :S

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yourmomsayshi 0

He must of been a lumber jack before he was homeless

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ankoku 2

I'd make him pick it up and flush it.

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