By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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nowusee 10

you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up

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txgirl2013 14

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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absynthe76 10

If it were my daughter he would have to learn to pee sitting down after that.

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stonerchikk 4

That's when I would kick my daughters boyfriends ass and get her on birth control right away

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limabeans101029 20

Why would you kick specifically HIS ass? It takes two.

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Ihavegas 22

indian parents dating rule: when you have graduated, got a job and your own home then you have my permission to date....a person of my choice.

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vb68_fml 28

Ask him to teach you too :)

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ZombieGirl95 13

Wow. I wish I learned how to pee standing up.

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Ezzy1687 2

dont stress it, if she's doing anything she clearly doesnt feel like she can talk about it. set her up with her gyno for a talk about sexual health. Tell her you want her to be safe maybe the experience will help her see she's not ready if that's how she really feels.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Provided that the mother is okay with the idea of her 15 year old daughter having sex.

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limabeans101029 20

129- 15 IS quite young to be doing that, but chances are if she really wants to do it she'll do it whether her mother is okay with it or not. Either way, there's no harm in making sure that she's fully aware and educated on contraception and sexual health.

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mistressannabeth 3

and everyone wonders why so many kids are pregnant these days. because nobody pays attention as a parent anymore.... pathetic. be more and vigilant and teach your kid more respect for herself. and your house.

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limabeans101029 20

These days? I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that current teenage pregnancy rates are the lowest they've been for a long time. Also, having sex does not automatically mean that someone has a lack of self-respect.

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