Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend.... - FML

By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

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Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 02:00

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Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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nowusee 10

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:40

you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up

txgirl2013 14

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:40

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Sunday 1 June 2014 20:57

Sure he was...

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:00

I would believe that if they were 8 or 10 but not 15!!

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:07

that may come in handy at concerts or shows. you don't want to sit on those seats.

knoney19 12

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:12

They were probably about to engage in cotius

Youcandewit 8

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:14

their cover story is so stupid it just might be true

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:18

I need to learn this too

oreoeater 21

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:34

Haha, wha. Sure why not? XD

Enchantedlove 1

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:40

That was funny.

DylanHasClass 17

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:42

Maybe they are on drugs?

CoolBlackGuy 11

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:48

Sounds Legit

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