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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 17:19 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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biasedshooter 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:09

You need to just let it go

Lone_Wolf_______ 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:08

You didn't knock?

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mrjiggles1992 18

Thursday 9 April 2015 6:45

Let it blow, let it blow, coz here it comes, flying through the air, let it go...

redneck66 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 6:58

fappin to some disney. trust me, the bigshots at disney have drilled subliminal messages into that movie too. look up disney is evil and youll see what i mean.

Svxnt 13

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:02

He just had the tv on. I do it all the time, I leave the TV on. Just so it seem like I'm watching it. I guess of somebody walked in on me I would be into animals & science?? Cause I watch discovery channel alot?

NutellaBear 3

Saturday 11 April 2015 8:53

I'm sure Cole Porter came up with the song while reading NatGeo in the bathroom! And that's why birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it...

AHzulu 25

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:20

Imagine how he feels...

antwhite1987 15

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:32

I'm gonna hate myself for asking this, but what scene was it?

kesht1996 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:41

I just wanna say: The movie may be frozen, but Elsa is fire

Devildrake 19

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:47

You should have knocked

CynSity_ 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:32

Noooo Lol

kyliefoote 18

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:57

He just had to let it go

writerchic85 25

Thursday 9 April 2015 13:11

Did he keep holding it or did he let it go?

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