Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making...

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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You deserved it 8 743

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

thatkid00117 16

Monday 15 July 2013 23:01

Was the next thing he tasted blood?

tehman117 21

Monday 15 July 2013 23:43

I wish d*cks like you never existed

Comments

Eivana 37

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:48

I'm surprised you called her your best friend in this post, as I would get a little more creative in describing who she is to me.

Pinkgal123 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:56

OH. MAH. GOD.

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:00

guess its better than finding him balls deep inside her!

Smoldering 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:27

Hardly, it's still betrayal in two ways!

snugglesMcGee199 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:07

I don't quite understand why you got downvoted. It is sound advice. You know what they say, one nail takes out another nail.

illegalbeagle69 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:15

Was he also tasting the inside of her mouth?

theofficialkumar 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:26

Oh yeah cause that definitely sounds like a genuine reason...... NOT!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:56

Dump both of those idiots.

Cami111 2

Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:03

I hope he's now UR ex and she's ur ex friend

illegalbeagle69 23

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:21

i really HOPE that you meANT to capitalize EX and not ur

joopjoop 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:11

let them taste your fist

johnpaulmccann 2

Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:13

Otherwise known as making out lol

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML

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