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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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thatkid00117 16

Monday 15 July 2013 23:01

Was the next thing he tasted blood?

tehman117 21

Monday 15 July 2013 23:43

I wish d*cks like you never existed

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Smoldering 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:24

I am sorry to hear that Op this sort of thing sucks, but she isn't your friend, real friends know that their friends guy is off limits. She's a fake friend Hun don't trust her. As for the "boyfriend" he's immature a-hole and you deserve much better than his trash. Don't give up Op. Good guys still exist it just takes a bit to find them. Good Luck Op.

threer 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:39

Homemade crayon lipstick tastes good. I'm wearing cerulean colored crayon lipstick right now .

nurchok 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:09

Dump the fuckhead, OP, you deserve better

How_you_doin 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:17

seems legit.

ihearuscreamin 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:32

Well was she able to tell you what his balls tastes like after you dislodged your foot from in between his legs as he spit them out

SleeplessBeauty 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:37

The taste of her cherry Chapstick

carnage45567 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:33

You mean ex boyfriend?

krnthuy 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 8:43

assumption is that hes ur Ex boyfriend right?

snegec 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:09

Scratch one boyfriend and one "best friend".

stepper99k 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:24

or just swag til you die

stepper99k 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:27

BTW YOLO

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