By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Tedet 0

If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

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Some_guy 6

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

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adelaide_evening 0

Did you start singing "To the Left"?

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allmidnighteyes 10

OhmyGodthisFMLisfilledwithsomuchwinthatitbrokemyspacebar

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

yourcommentismadeofsomuchwinthatitbrokemyspacebarbothshiftkeysandthecapslockkey!

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rentjen525600 0

if it broke r shift key how can u make a !

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Oops, the reply messed up.

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ThatOneGuy11 0

then how did you get an exclamation point? lmfao!

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allmidnighteyes 10

My comments are filled with so much win that they can magically repair shift keys *snaps fingas* don' be hatin' Shaniqua

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Aw dang, you caught on. I wanted to see who'd notice :P

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Clairina 0

LMFAO!!!! and #12 your awesome ;)

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cheerleader95 0

hahahaha!!! i agree with #6! that tripped me out.. and sucks for you, i'm so sorry hun...you deserve better

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DameGreyWulf 0

Eff... EFFFF... Shit. Cheaters suck ass... really do not get the point. Just leave someone if you like someone else...

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Mvibes 0

Psh leave whether you like someone else or not! Who would stick with his dumbass?

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kewlcat 0

what are you talkng about Cheaters is a great show!!

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indiana_gal 0

kick his ass to the curve! wtf who does that!?!?

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allmidnighteyes 10

jdnasdfjknafjf FML comments got screwed up

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Nolanor 0

I approve of that name soooooo effing much. Remind me to call someone a douchenozzle sometime.

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the_deuce 0

you should have sang something back to him that would have shut her up. then kicked him in the nuts and then pushed her out the window while screaming. "Good neighbor THIS B!+(#" after taking a picture of them and taping it to her front door - duct tape!!

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CFR 0

I burst out laughing when I read that. "Douchenozzle" heehee xD OP: lol I just looked up the song. Freaky how fast he thought of that. I don't know if you should smack him or just let him go. =P

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the_deuce 0

you should have sang something back to him that would have shut her up. then kicked him in the nuts and then pushed her out the window while screaming. "Good neighbor THIS B!+(#" after taking a picture of them and taping it to her front door - duct tape!!

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