By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 945
You deserved it 4 896

Same thing different taste

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If I were you, I'd keep him. Only a man of superior intellect could think to sing Shaggy in a time of crisis.

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door

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HAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. i seriously had to go to youtube to listen to the song. you have a good one. keep him.

CuntCandy 0

Sweet, 3some! Sounds your lucky to have such a kind bf.

Yeah... you have to hand it to him, in that situation that is the absolute best possible response.

justmyluck1212 0

IF it were me, and seeing as I castrate a lot, the song that comes to mind is "No where to run to, no where to hide" from the 60's. Yep, that would be it.

kick his ass beyond the curb what an ass it's sort of amusing the whole break out in song thing... but definitely not funny. what a fucktard. FYL

Gia0896 0
mushrooms_fml 0

Dump him. He's a cheating asshole and he doesn't deserve you. Let him **** the neighbor's daughter all he wants, because in the end, he'll miss your companionship.