Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Get over it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

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You deserved it 2 739

New movie

By msamberjade - 30/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation". FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Vegangirl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:59

that's sad

Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:03

awwwwkward

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samcele 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:55

dump him!!! you deserve better

heartlessagony 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:06

He's not over his ex. Dump him.

Pearljammer001 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:09

Perdix, you rule! that is f***ing hilarious!

she8me 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:13

thts not even sad thts just down right bad and the thing is, he was keying so he's basicly sayin he misses her sex

lomed78 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:18

take the video and post it on the net! was the x hotter than you?

devilishD 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:18

I don't care what she's masturbating to-I'm watching. sounds like you need to do what SHE was doin inthe video

bestmw2playereve 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:19

HAHAHAHA!! You totally deserved it!

immaculANT 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:24

loser

aces88 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:27

either you suck in bed or he's just a pussy ass bitch

crono_619 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:41

wow. time to move on.

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