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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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jennuhm 4

Monday 10 June 2013 5:59

That's sad :{

anthony99 14

Monday 10 June 2013 6:34

Necrophilia - the inexplicable urge to crack open a cold one

omwtotheforum 4

Monday 10 June 2013 7:20

That's actually really sad but sweet

an3ph 20

Monday 10 June 2013 7:59

That is actually not sick or perverted at all... It is sad and very sweet. Poor guy.

tj5810 21

Monday 10 June 2013 9:46

Perhaps you should knock first. Your poor dad :( That's so sad.

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 10 June 2013 10:18

At least he still loves her

newstart11 9

Monday 10 June 2013 12:20

I feel so bad for Ur dad :( that he misses her still and still loves her even after so long. (I think imma cry)

caitlinbblack 14

Monday 10 June 2013 15:47

That's actually pretty sweet, he's still committed to wanting her :) its sad that she passed, I hope him the best.

PUCKSTOPPER1976 22

Monday 10 June 2013 16:07

I'm sorry for your loss.

avapaige1234 19

Monday 10 June 2013 16:24

I don't know why, but this FML made my heart sink. :'( FYL, OP, and your dad's too. I hope he finds happiness soon.

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