Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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Pontiff 2

Monday 10 June 2013 2:23

Roses are red,violets are blue; Although you're dead,I'd still wank to you. -Your Hubby.

Pontiff 2

Monday 10 June 2013 2:37

It's kind of romantic in a weird way that he still loves your mum...Or probably the wifi was down and he really needed to jerk off,he found the picture....

WardenWolf 26

Monday 10 June 2013 2:45

Sad, but at least he's still faithful to her.

strpedsox3000 5

Monday 10 June 2013 3:39

Thats actually really sad though

saw95 6

Monday 10 June 2013 4:31

That's kinda sweet, he still loves her and misses her.

drew12089 2

Monday 10 June 2013 4:36

That's more sad for him than it is an fml for you... Nut up and be there for your dad he obviously misses your mother

jdrappi 12

Monday 10 June 2013 4:59

Thats just sad

jdrappi 12

Monday 10 June 2013 5:03

Btw, julianehyde is right, this is an asshole post. Your a terrible person for airing out your dads greivences

gavin_cn 1

Monday 10 June 2013 5:26

That's true love~

Raykyogrou03 12

Monday 10 June 2013 5:28

Walking in on your parents engaging in any type of sexually activity is awkward

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