Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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chosha_fml 26

Monday 10 June 2013 16:55

You didn't deserve to walk in on him, but wow, OP, that is a heartbreaking scene if you take out the walk-in.

RubbarDuckie 9

Monday 10 June 2013 17:21

That's kinda sweet

after4ffect 11

Monday 10 June 2013 17:48

I don't see the problem other than you not knocking op ydi

soul_meets_body 11

Monday 10 June 2013 18:28

I want a love like this. It's so beautiful and sweet your dad made solo love to your mom after so many years.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Monday 10 June 2013 19:24

That's sad ..... * next time knock first?

actingpickle09 3

Monday 10 June 2013 19:24

Aw, I almost started crying reading that. He obviously still misses her and still desires her. I'm so sorry for your loss and your dad's loss.

jkjorn 16

Monday 10 June 2013 20:14

Lost my wife over 5 years ago, and, um.. let's just say I get where OP's dad is coming from. There are some things you just can't let go of. FOL.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Monday 10 June 2013 20:28

This made me feel so sad for him.

marcsyo 11

Monday 10 June 2013 22:19

That's disturbing and...tragic.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:57

I feel bad for your dad, he just misses her.

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