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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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LastFalseApology 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:57

you should have knocked

danaharrison 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:13

AWWWW... **** your dads life, that's so sad :(

m_n_m2000 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:28

He has a right to miss her! And if that's his way of expressing himself than let him be!

firefly319 7

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:30

Obviously there need to be locked doors around there, but my heart breaks for him. True love. *shrug*

8_mimi_5 0

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:46

that is distubing and touching at the same time

bodychex 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:49

I wonder how many time he's done that. I'd think the first couple hundred he would have been crying the entire time.

fatlemonjefferso 8

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:41

Learn to knock!!!

TwinkleToes7 15

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:43

At least he still loves her!!! Sad that's she's gone...

etracy42 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 20:52

That sucks you had to witness it but really sweet he still loves her

yepusuckarse 7

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:45

Aw I feel worse for him!!

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