Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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redwingsfan88 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:50

Poor guy

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 2:52

It means he misses her, obviously.

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cherokeecutie 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 22:11

That is kinda bittersweet actually. He still loves her.

Marksdick 0

Sunday 12 October 2014 5:17

That's actually pretty cute, in an odd way.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 2 February 2015 11:53

That's kind of sweet in a way.

embuls 13

Wednesday 25 March 2015 16:11

At least you know he is faithful.

Demitrius_T 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:55

that's just :(

Lancelot13_fml 9

Friday 18 September 2015 7:59

And you had to say it ALOUD

cielinwonderland 7

Tuesday 29 September 2015 12:13

Hey he's being faithful.

mandi1986 8

Thursday 28 July 2016 5:38

awe this made me sad... 4 years later he is still the one he thinks about and fantasizes about. that says a lot about how much he loves her still

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