By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

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Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
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reflexion213 11

So he's plotting on your woman and you're crying on the Internet. Lucky girl.

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WhiteCrimson 23

How can anyone say you deserved it? Dude thats just. Ot cool

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Perdition25 12

There are a lot of challenged people out there.

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triplebeerox 27

It's actually to your benefit that you overheard your dad. Now you know not to leave your gf alone with him; he might get too tempted and try something...

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truesarrif 33

sounds like your king of spades is after your queen of hearts. your only Ace in the hole is to be a Jack of all trades and step your game up to a 10. then you can Straight flush his fantasy down the tubes

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LyraAlluse 25

You sir are a genius. This is the best comment I have read all night.

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worldclassrager 39

Looks like you found out a good secret maybe you can give him a run for his money...

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onorexveritas 23

that is ****** up on so many levels

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dragonkyng 11

I'd have poked my head in and said that that would never happen since she doesn't like creepy old perverts

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khoihuynh30 9

At least you must have a somewhat attractive gf

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hlew 10

Hopefully he at least means with her consent? This is just as much of an FML for his girlfriend I would think. Especially if they're teenagers. Creepy and inappropriate!

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