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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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Awahso 25

Friday 22 July 2011 12:17

Were you asked to judge?

JodeMiVida 13

Friday 22 July 2011 12:48

I think it's probably breast not to get involved.

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HBoks 7

Friday 22 July 2011 13:07

niceee;)

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Friday 22 July 2011 13:09

I woulda thrown my opinion out there.. Ya know help some old braods out

coolgurl199 1

Friday 22 July 2011 13:10

did they want ur opinion?

trimmerr 1

Friday 22 July 2011 13:15

Better than walking in on your dad and his friends comparing their johnsons.

sparxva 12

Friday 22 July 2011 13:19

Knock.

Rwcrazy 0

Friday 22 July 2011 13:21

Is your mom hot?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 22 July 2011 19:33

I would be rather grossed out if the OP has actually given that any thought.

brozorz 0

Friday 22 July 2011 13:45

same thing happened to me......

jacksonclarke 0

Friday 22 July 2011 15:30

were the friends Jewish? I knew your problems were Freudian.

mismonroe 0

Friday 22 July 2011 13:48

I'm incredibly jealous.

jleowags48 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:59

hallo

YayFlameWarz 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:19

163 -Shut the **** up

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Friday 22 July 2011 14:08

awkwarrrrrrrrrrrd lol

Prue_fml 0

Friday 22 July 2011 14:11

That is a little strange but really, no matter how old a woman is, a girls conversation always leads to odds and ends that outsiders just don't understand!

DjeePee 24

Friday 22 July 2011 15:05

So does a boys conversation. I never understood what's that interesting in farting and poo...

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