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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By lalala_hahaha - 23/09/2010 23:18 - France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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Awahso 25

Friday 22 July 2011 12:17

Were you asked to judge?

JodeMiVida 13

Friday 22 July 2011 12:48

I think it's probably breast not to get involved.

Comments

asia21love 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:15

if you are a boy that would way funnier!!! lol

philipnazareta 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:46

this wouldn't be an FML if her friends were hot.

likerawrandstuff 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:59

And Youh Liked It Riiight XD Lol (Thats 70s Show Refrence)

SarahMae2014 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:11

Wow.....thats not strange at all ^.^

jetbluea320 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:58

So, we all want to know, who won?

terror2112 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:01

o yeah.... giggidy

mynameisntmike 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:25

I WOULD OF GLADLY TAKEN YOUR PLACE.

jadane_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:25

tuggerware party

guitardude728 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:38

that is why you knock

LizzJizz 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:49

I guess me & my buds arent the only ones ! D:

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Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML

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Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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Today, my flatmate was criticising his nephew for being too lazy to get a job. His nephew actually has a physical disability, so I pointed out he never had a job since he got 50 rental properties at 19 years-old when his dad died and makes a fortune on the rent. He then told me that waiting for his dad to die was his job. FML

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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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