By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
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Oanaj 0

how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

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larpster 0

if someone catches you jacking off, stare them in the eyes and finish.

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meintx 9

OP still needs to say what happened. lol

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mochalate 1

the secret tells people to obsess over what they want...at least now you know!

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katelynjoy 0

well that's awkward.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Can they really refuse you due to tattoos? I can understand restricting new ones while you're enlisted, but turning people away for having them seems a bit much. What if you're from a Samoan heritage or something and they're a cultural thing? Wouldn't that be considered discrimination?

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lucidlucia 0

Probably thinking about you. Can you say 'Pedophile'? Tell your mom and call the cops.

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blownfuse 0

maybe he thought your mom would be home first and wanted to prepare for her arrival... should maybe knock on doors if you don't want to see your moms new man spanking it! at least you didn't walk in on your mom and new man doin it..

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