Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room....

By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 400

By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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shananigans 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:51

I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:10

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

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jillz 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:57

I agree with FPsLife and Reynard.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:02

LMAO, what a comeback, dad! Loved his remark.

razorp 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:14

epic own dad.... just plain epic

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:26

And you were dumb enough to have loud sex in your house while your parents were home. YDI.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:30

+10 internets for papa.

spankos 1

Saturday 5 June 2010 21:45

win

Dingo_Face 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:59

Zing.

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:15

YDI for being a **** block....

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:42

Pow! Who's your daddy!?

lemoncurry 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:44

Your dad is awesome.

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:48

The first time i read this, i thought a guy wrote it and posted it, and now that its a woman, i kinda feel let down. : (

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