Your roommate should stop clowning around.

There is a lot of strange people in this world. I am not shocked. There are people that like to be treated as a human toilet.

I literally laughed out loud at this

Well, I guess you learn new things every day, and today I learned that not only does clown **** exist, but there so do people who actually whack off to it.

That's really messed up

Ooohh God that must have been very akward for him to explain

Well now we know how a clown gets the face paint.

Alright, that's enough internet for the day...

That's not intimacy...

Is it strange that I have fantasized about this? I always imagine rainbow pubes, the never ending penis gag, and confetti money shots. Oh, and let's not forget the classic slide whistle sound effects for slow motion entries into various orifices.