Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling...

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By need € for new iron - 16/05/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

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autumnt_504 1

Friday 14 June 2013 2:32

She's a crazy skezzin ass bitch. What the mother ****?

ohhmyjae 1

Wednesday 19 June 2013 11:04

...wow

DoughtyPine 1

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:50

Warning: External use only, now we know why that's printed on there

pie_flavor 16

Friday 5 July 2013 9:15

Looks like somebody Just got burned. (horatio cane) YEAHHHHHHHH

MsGirlyPlayer 5

Wednesday 10 July 2013 6:22

Use whateva ya can x3

Guru_Gal 12

Monday 19 August 2013 23:44

Okay.... O.o

Guru_Gal 12

Monday 19 August 2013 23:59

Please tell me she didn't ask you if you wanted it back. Make her buy you a new one. Replace any other objects she could use like this and hide the new ones.

PSYCHO_SWEDE 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:09

U shuld turn it on XD just ti get pay back

Marineman23 3

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:27

Ouch. Dude, don't ever use that. If you do. And that would hurt, wouldn't it?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:51

that's obsurd.

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