She's a crazy skezzin ass bitch. What the mother ****?

...wow

Warning: External use only, now we know why that's printed on there

Looks like somebody Just got burned. (horatio cane) YEAHHHHHHHH

Use whateva ya can x3

Okay.... O.o

Please tell me she didn't ask you if you wanted it back. Make her buy you a new one. Replace any other objects she could use like this and hide the new ones.

U shuld turn it on XD just ti get pay back

Ouch. Dude, don't ever use that. If you do. And that would hurt, wouldn't it?

that's obsurd.