Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling...

By need € for new iron - 16/05/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

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Joshnona 14

Wednesday 30 September 2015 3:16

That's pretty hot. lolol

sarah_jane 8

Saturday 17 October 2015 0:14

I hope it wasn't turned on???

Rammer3500 23

Friday 23 October 2015 5:41

If its stupid but it works its not... Okay yes its still stupid

PissyBitch Daily 13

Wednesday 6 September 2017 14:23

Oh my god that is disgusting. Make her pay for a new one and don't forget to bring it up whenever possible. Buy her a ***** for Christmas.

jc1015 25

Monday 5 August 2019 13:49

I would’ve quietly plugged it in and walked back out

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