Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling...

By need € for new iron - 16/05/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Friday 17 May 2013 0:02

Ok, that is just too much.

rouh_fml 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:03

Hopefully not plugged in!

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psitsruben 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:07

Tell her to plug it in next time she borrows it.

jewann123 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 19:59

haha talk about an awakard ass conversation! !

ABarrelHorseGirl 8

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:03

Plug it in and watch your revenge unfold

Rababco 29

Monday 3 February 2014 5:38

That sounds painful! Oh wait, was it plugged in? If not, that's still really gross, either way I wouldn't want to use it to curl my hair again.

lovelyweirdo 4

Wednesday 12 February 2014 0:03

you should have plugged it in ._.

Capt_Colorz 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:45

Damn Germany..knock it back a notch

juwannaman 11

Sunday 20 April 2014 1:37

Should of plugged it in

pitapizzaparty 18

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:43

U should have plugged it lololol

sugoi72 27

Friday 24 April 2015 0:28

a little hot don't you think

Rammer3500 23

Tuesday 16 June 2015 23:39

Thats a new one

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