By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 457
You deserved it 3 415
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Supersonic54 18

Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?

392 9

Comments

Sicxlilsis 16

She's going to forget she used it for that and is going to let someone else borrow her phone for a call or a text

49 1
lukian_fml 29

*minutes after mind blowing ******* "Why is my phone wet?"

28 3
dannnngthatsux 19

"Call me again, call me again!!!!!"

56 3
9a_1z 12

Maybe you could play the cool big sister and get her a vibrating bullet or something. There's lots out there that are discrete and unintimidating, she's probably using her phone because she's got it into her head that masturbation is shameful and is too embarrassed to get herself a proper vibrator, or think they all look like massive scary pulsating dicks. Maybe get her a lock or doorstop too.

39 1
Talonshere 14

A phone... Which has more germs on it than a toilet... That is nasty *Throws up*

15 5
leogachi 15

@20 Not if they share a room.

8 2
PinkGlitterBunny 8

There's actually an app to turn your phone into a vibrator.

13 4
writergirl1029 17

...there are actually multiple ones. And that is enough internet for me today.

34 0
khorstmye 15

Just think about that the next time someone hands you their phone..

27 1
MegasaurusRex89 28

I read this as a command instead of a question. I really hope this was supposed to end in a "?"

16 3
LowExpectations 30

Who you calling a "knock"!? There aren't any "knocks" here.

0 4