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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 22/05/2023 15:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

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By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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Obito_Rocks 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:39

At least you made a good impact :)

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:29

well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person

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appletreee 30

Thursday 29 January 2015 14:29

Now you just stand out a little bit more-which can't hurt :)

brittaaany_93 38

Thursday 29 January 2015 16:21

Yes, but running into the door may have hurt.

confushon 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 14:57

Show them how you take a door to the face and drive on!

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 15:42

You're supposed to wait until after you're hired to try for workmen comp.

Baileysear488 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 16:16

Next!

Whoop_whoop 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 18:52

it has happened to me as well. we just focus to hard

Incognico 22

Thursday 29 January 2015 18:57

Knock knock who is there..

amyhyett 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:36

Hi guys! In case you were wondering, they called me today and offered me the job, so luckily my clumsiness didn't affect me too much. The door was a lot heavier than I anticipated so I only half opened it before I tried to walk through.

Thorzix 23

Friday 30 January 2015 3:55

Sweet, good luck with the job assuming you accepted it :P

GloriousBearMan 1

Friday 30 January 2015 7:04

What Should Have Happened After Interviewer: So what do you think is your biggest weakness is? You:........Doors

psyjoniz 12

Friday 30 January 2015 18:23

step 1: get noticed (check)

logan00_fml 15

Friday 30 January 2015 19:19

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