By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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milehigh52 22

Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.

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184886837272837 32

This way he can be close to you while you sleep.

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Vestin 18

Sounds like voodoo to me. Consult a witch-doctor for more precise details. You may have to cut a lock of your hair to undo his hex.

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EvilTurtle 35

You say "at least?" like nailing something on a bed is a good thing

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yruanidiot 7

That seems pretty clever. Catches all the stray bits. Now, you don't say if your pillow was in the case so it's hard to make any other comment.

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lipun 8

listen to your instincts rest all false, in this case.

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dragoongirl90 34

I would calmly gather them up, and put them in his food. After he ate, I'd dump his ass.

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Witchylady 17

That is gross. He is disgusting. Get him back. And clip your toe nails next to his food.

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StickyPickles 33

Into? Not onto? How many did you find in there? These are things we need to know

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born_hustla 26

It's a spell so you can only dream about him! Really tho, what did he say?

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