By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 594
You deserved it 2 657
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

milehigh52 22

Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.

84 2
184886837272837 32

This way he can be close to you while you sleep.

53 6

Comments

ryannmichael 17

He wanted you have something to remember him by. He's gold.

6 2
Bookworm257 13

That's nasty, if I were you, I would just dump this pathetic excuse for a boyfriend.

8 13
brittaaany_93 38

I'm not saying that what he did wasn't gross, but I think telling op to dump him may be a bit of an over-reaction.

2 8
SmittyJA24 26

Not IMO. If I caught my significant other doing this, it would be a short trip to dumpsville.

8 1
babyrae95 4

totally agree with this statement. that is nasty.

0 0
Tarlachia 33

Well, you know, hair and nails are essentially made of the same protein building blocks, so there's really just little difference. Of course, in your case, it's possibly your hair mixing with his nail clippings, all on your pillow. Burn the pillow. It's the only logical solution.

5 1
Reider022 16

And I thought being poked by feathers through my pillow was bad, can't imagine finding a stash of toenails in there..

13 0
AutisticAbyss 10

Does it make you wonder what else he does on your pillow when your not around?

14 1
JustTheFacts 5

I feel obliged to point out that dried onion bits look amazingly like toenail clippings. Time to retaliate.

4 1