Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo...

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 2 069

By Woops - 27/08/2014 22:57 - United States - Secaucus

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 248

You deserved it 3 504

By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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You deserved it 578

By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 991

You deserved it 2 363

By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 414

You deserved it 5 714

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 578

You deserved it 6 347

jhkmyun 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

Yikes, creepy much?

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:09

That's some creepy shit.

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renii_10 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:33

lmfao to the argument, you people have no lives. #67 REALLY has no life because they weren't even in it and yet wrote an entire PASSAGE commenting on it. so congrats to whoever knows about voodoo and your being informed. congrats to all of you for having the ability to say "freaks", "bitch", and "**** yourself" ...and btw I really AM a 15 year old girl insulting you all. about the roomate ...I really don't think moving out will help at this point, if voodoo actually works I don't think it matters how close you are, you can still be killed, bu I'm really not sure.

mattmag 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:04

Start taking out the trash and not leaving pizza boxes all over the place. And possibly stop playing loud music at 4am.

begrunge 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:18

...that's something that'll keep you from falling asleep...

m0nicam0nster 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lifehappens628 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:53

thats so messed up of your roommate and its not funny. Its disrespectful in so many ways. My friend did that a few weeks ago and its not something to be joke about. Hope you spoke to ur roommate about it. Thats craziness.