By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 14:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25

Personal hygiene for the win.

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tiernang 21

Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

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Dontalktome 9

I hope he said "Surprise, motherf**ker!" in a Sergeant Doakes voice.

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gracefs 11

I mean... At least you don't have to do that for him?

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LisaDay 14

maybe he was waiting and threw it at you. and posed like he was clipping them so it would look like an accident....

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LisaDay 14

it is with proper planning. play some pranks.

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WhatsMyNameTho 11

- Probably should keep a better EYE on him from now on..

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WhatsMyNameTho 11

- Should probably keep a better EYE on him..

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jarobjent 17

That reminds me of that one episode of Hannah Montana. But seriously, that's disgusting OP. I hope your eye doesn't get infected.

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