By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 14:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25

Personal hygiene for the win.

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tiernang 21

Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

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WhatsMyNameTho 11

- Keep a better EYE out next time..

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OhWhoCares 42

Now the OP won't be able to see anything coming :(

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redwill85 10

Eyes are the fastest healing part of the body.

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damnit1989 16

Muahahahahaha home health is fun, isn't it? Wait til the 80 yo tells you about a certain favorite actor and how they'd like to "hit that".

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wafflefriez91 17

Or until a client yells at you for not taking them to the liquor store and starts accusing you of stealing when you would never do that. I hated home health care it sucked.

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damnit1989 16

That's too bad that you had that experience. I've had a couple of strange incidences, but never anything that would make me hate home health. Well my last client died and being without work for two and a half months made me want to leave. Again, sorry you had worse experiences. I've heard stories of that kind of stuff, but I've never dealt with it myself.

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tealrobot 15

fyl op. that sounds gross n unhygienic

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's never any good when he shoots it in your eye

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Neoking 4

Precision toenail. An award should be given to this man for his accuracy.

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wafflefriez91 17

I'm guessing you do home health care?

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