Health: Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 14:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By fuckmeintheeyewitharing - 03/07/2016 12:52 - United States - La Mesa

Today, I was polishing a ring I made at a jewelry shop I intern at. The ring flicked off my fingers and smashed me in the eye. It only took a single trip to the emergency room to make me pretty sure I won't be getting the job. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Sunday 16 March 2014 19:07

Personal hygiene for the win.

tiernang 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 19:07

Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

Comments

carterjanelle 9

Monday 17 March 2014 2:46

Worst FML I've read so far

CasseyWasntHere 10

Monday 17 March 2014 4:24

eww. srsly? just no ok.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 March 2014 6:48

I think a file will prevent less injury even though it might have just been your luck

yuzuru_fml 12

Monday 17 March 2014 12:38

someone using aimbot?

nathansch 11

Monday 17 March 2014 21:06

DISGUSTING! Lol is he still your client? If so I think you should invest in a nice pair if safety glasses.

avavav 5

Tuesday 18 March 2014 7:31

hun? :o

juliaandor 3

Tuesday 18 March 2014 20:12

what exactly is your profession?

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 19 March 2014 1:27

Wonder if this guy was a sniper back in the war, such accuracy! I have to wonder though, if you are caring for him In his own home or at least unit, why didn't you knock first instead of just walking in?