Miscellaneous: Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 197

You deserved it 3 373

By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 631

You deserved it 286

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 710

You deserved it 203

By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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You deserved it 13 625

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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You deserved it 3 761

By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 321

You deserved it 39 732

By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 599

You deserved it 4 048

By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 850

You deserved it 773

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 563

You deserved it 2 814

Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

I agree, your life sucks 168

You deserved it 355

perdix 29

Monday 1 July 2013 16:11

Your luck is . . . ahem, shit. I've been around a long time and I have been using men's rooms appropriately for many, many years, and I have NEVER seen anyone taking a dump in a urinal. I'd say the odds of you seeing this in a chance encounter in a men's room are . . . *lowers sunglasses* ass-tronomical.

njgohard 16

Monday 1 July 2013 16:09

what the blue **** did i just read?

Comments

manzylittle3759 6

Monday 1 July 2013 16:05

Well that's a shitty situation.

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 1 July 2013 16:14

And yet again, a pathetic attempt at getting tumbs up. This joke doesn't work, it never does. Please try again.

Wizardo 33

Monday 1 July 2013 16:24

There should he humour assessments and social comprehension tests before FML let's people like #1 join the community... I despise your kind.

Damian95 16

Monday 1 July 2013 16:27

"Another comment about #1"

MrConcise 34

Monday 1 July 2013 16:43

Shitty situation isn't funny? Next you'll tell me hash tags aren't cool.

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 1 July 2013 17:37

Well that's a shitty comment.

ozan4676 8

Monday 1 July 2013 22:44

Why are you guys hating on this comment? What's wrong with it? So what if it is overused, does #1 always have to be the best comment to you guys? If it does, that's sad.

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 2 July 2013 0:36

I have to clarify that my first comment was towards #12. My mistake.

Dusty_Busters 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 5:41

Don't Tate on number one! That joke was gold dude, don't let these old farts bring you down

dzhonatan 14

Wednesday 3 July 2013 7:57

Or shituation?

ajh557 22

Friday 11 October 2013 7:21

Ya guys I like his comment, stop dumping on him

carbonbasedcynic 17

Wednesday 20 January 2016 22:35

it doesnt matter which number the shitty situation comment is cuz in the end its the lamest weaksauciest pun ever

wholikesbacon 9

Monday 1 July 2013 16:06

Damn, OP, that is really gross. Just yell at your friends and I'm sure they'll let you out.

Ian7890 23

Monday 1 July 2013 16:16

HAHA that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! you will have the best story to tell your grandchildren.

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 2 July 2013 4:07

Do you...not have friends or something?

Mauskau 35

Monday 1 July 2013 16:06

My brother's friend did that once at Download Festival to see if it would be cleaned up. Days later, it was still there.

HostEXE 8

Monday 1 July 2013 16:19

ALAAAAAAAAAAN!

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 1 July 2013 19:18

And you felt the need to share this why?

Vitualamen 11

Monday 1 July 2013 16:07

He sounds classy. Truly classy.

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 1 July 2013 16:07

I usually don't mind using men's restrooms when the women's line is too long, and lucky I've never been so unlucky as to see that.

ZeroPath5 16

Monday 1 July 2013 19:51

That's weird...don't share that again

archnarquibquib 21

Monday 1 July 2013 20:29

#43- but she's confusedd.

Dusty_Busters 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 5:44

You could get hurt doing that.

njgohard 16

Monday 1 July 2013 16:09

what the blue **** did i just read?

piedpiper303 29

Monday 1 July 2013 17:46

***** are blue now?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 1 July 2013 17:55

I always envisioned ***** being red..now my whole ******* world is blue!

piedpiper303 29

Monday 1 July 2013 18:22

I've always envisioned my ***** as purple.. What am I doing wrong?!

DKjazz 20

Tuesday 2 July 2013 14:09

**** ring's too tight.

Iamthetrees 5

Saturday 21 March 2015 7:09

Are u a smurf?

saIty 17

Monday 1 July 2013 16:10

The shit that goes down in public bathrooms can change a man.

perdix 29

Monday 1 July 2013 16:11

IworkAt711 14

Monday 1 July 2013 19:07

Ive seen it 3 times in my life. All in elementary school.

perdix 29

Monday 1 July 2013 20:07

#35, I hope you weren't home-schooled :D

Embodiedrelic53 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 13:00

54, No...just no

olpally 32

Monday 1 July 2013 16:12

That's seriously sick and twisted. The ****? Beat the crap out of your friends when you get out.

purebliss_fml 19

Monday 1 July 2013 16:31

The irony definitely doesn't shield the fact that he is one gross person... How would you even get rid of such an image from your mind?

LemonandLime 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 6:42

What irony?

SierraCheyenne 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 2:57

He commented on OP's friends saying they were immature, yet he was ******** in a urinal which also happens to be immature. Most people don't find it funny, just like OP didn't find it funny to be pushed into the men's restroom.