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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2023 02:00 - Australia

Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML

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By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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pippa08 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:00

go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice

SAMMILLER098 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:43

Spray air freshener??

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yaoifreak 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:51

I wonder how it smell??????

rocklare18 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:39

hah there's 4 comments and 20 likes on your post ......nvm

rummzy 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:00

And I thought it said "strongest smell of drug"

athena3100 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:58

Herbs? You mean weed?

samsam23t 8

Friday 17 June 2016 20:13

weed doesn't smell like ass

chengy4191 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:05

Weed....

simgar98 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:30

someone who is named Dung read this

midgles 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:22

Not very good I must say

EricWill 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 16:58

Weed smells great, what are you talking about

outlanding 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 1:17

hey, you could smoke weed and not get. caught.

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 11 September 2014 6:24

"Strange herbs"

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