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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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pippa08 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:00

go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice

SAMMILLER098 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:43

Spray air freshener??

Comments

Bassist5798 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:47

hmmm I smell tha herb now;)

Rachaelc23 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:11

Chuck the bitches out of your room close the door and open your window!

grannygruber 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:33

Bet I know what she uses those special herbs for! Guess you could always bag up what she put in your room and make some money for yourself.

IsMyWenieHard 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:41

I think your just very inexperienced with life and don't realize that your mom is hanging out weed to dry and the dung smell is just the soil use to grow it or you are smelling the sweet smell of bud that many people find repulsive

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:22

I picture OP's bedroom soon to be decorated in hundreds of little tree air freshers hanging from the ceiling. Like in that movie Seven (I think that's what it is called).