Love: Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:00

HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:52

Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?

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mel5177 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:20

wait, you're not supposed to pee in sinks?

Miss_Tyff 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:00

When I first started reading this, I expected you to finish it with you finding out HE is really a SHE. Now THAT would have really sucked. But either way, that's extremely weird and disgusting. I guess it's safe to say you don't have a crush on him anymore.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:53

When my boyfriend and I have to pee at the same time, I pee in the toilet while he pees in the sink. That's not that weird. It is kind of weird that he would be in a women's restroom in public, though. But it's not the worst thing that could have happened.

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Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

Wooow, I see why you like him.

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Friday 1 May 2009 4:28

WAHOO QC REFERENCE!

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Friday 1 May 2009 22:38

Wow I bet you got an eyeful! How big is it?

reidzen 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 10:54

Liked him but didn't ask him out. Realized that he is, in fact, male. Every man has peed somewhere unorthodox at some point in his life. YDI for such a prissy overreaction.