Love: Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:00

HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:52

Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?

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The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:33

Did you still have a crush on him after that?

gameguy1 0

Friday 14 September 2012 4:44

That must have been a really fancy sink

rain_or_shine 8

Friday 2 November 2012 18:32

At least you found that out before going on a date. better now than later. Now you know that the crush wasn't worth it and try to find someone else without spending so much time thinking about him, and feeling like you sould get his attention.

ClassyJJZ 9

Monday 6 January 2014 21:38

Well...was it big?

garebear61 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 0:09

Lol did you try to get a sneak peak?

whofluted 2

Thursday 26 June 2014 15:39

By any chance is his name Dominic? Haha

Cookiee04 15

Thursday 3 July 2014 7:57

Do you still have a crush on him? Hope not

mNazd 7

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:46

Did you take the opportunity?

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Dude! Boundaries!

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