By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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EwanSmith 2

could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

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saIty 17

Of course that Santa was fake, because the real Santa always shuts the door. So you should have chucked cubes of cheese at him yelling, "you fake!"

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Jf770 10

Yes, always throw cubes of cheese to people who anger you.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

And then another victim will walk in on him ******** the cubes of cheese. There is no solution.

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cynide 13

He freshly making your present since you were naughty

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A100893 30

At least he didn't give you his self-made coal.

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bubo_fml 10

That ain't a lump of coal in your stocking, Junior!

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chessypie 0

R u 8 because i dont think I would care that much

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ByronJess 17

Are you eight? You type like an eight year old. And I too agree that you are weird for not caring.

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Steve95401 49

Talk about "Bad Santa".

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every1luvsboners 11

With the global warming travesty Santa is forced to limit the amount of coal he can put into stockings and substitute turds.

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Nuttyicecream 2

Lmao >:D pure genius

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