By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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EwanSmith 2

could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Challenge him to a fart war and that if you win he owes you double gifts.

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sjhill 32

Better out than in! And at least it wasn't in front of the kids. Merry Christmas!

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linkinpark98 23

Oh well..... Merry Christmas OP! :) Make sure you dont ask for anything related to chocolate....

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EmperorHilo 11

That's just too funny.

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lmaoatall 6

Was he singing Jingle smells Jingle smells Jingle all the (grunts and pushes) waayyyy!

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RedPillSucks 31

Jingle bells, Santa smells. I just layed an elf?

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perdix 29

Looks like Santa wants a blumpkin! That'd make him a jolly, old elf!

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Gigaboo 0

look in the toilet....he left u a present

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DynamicDave 11

I was waiting for a "shitty situation" pun... Half of me is happy I didn't find one, and half of me is disappointed that there is one less certainty in life.

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