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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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You deserved it 143

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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You deserved it 107

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

DBudders 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

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idefka 34

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:35

First comment.

DBudders 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:58

You'll know he saw if he sends you a memo about your TP report.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

ionab101 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:37

Sounds like urine a difficult position

allforfun 23

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:38

Bahahahhaa

juicy_extasy 25

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

That's an image I wish I could unsee. FYL OP

areid2000 13

Saturday 17 October 2015 4:45

Imagine how bad it was for OP

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 16:35

You wish you could unsee the image of text on a page?

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

The real question is, did you walk back out or did you start peeing next to him, OP?

juturnaamo 29

Saturday 17 October 2015 15:05

He took the urinal directly next to him, and dropped his pants, too.

NotGabe 28

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:42

*takes picture* "I'd like a raise, please. :D"

ciammmm 11

Saturday 17 October 2015 15:03

Yeah that is probably blackmail and sexual harassment. hahahahaha.

Ladisa 28

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:48

Since he's already exposed like that, pee on him to show dominance.

FuckThisLogin 32

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:55

Gotta get his scent first though ?

dakotaabriannee 14

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:49

There's some things you wish you could just un-see. Sorry OP.

redhead_sprhro 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:37

Gotta slap that ass and say good work today!

umreally 3

Saturday 17 October 2015 6:50

Bahahahaa!!

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Today, my husband and I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine. No one acted wasted, until in the last hour my grandmother started slurring her words and slumping. We thought she was joking, until a doctor at the party confirmed she was having a stroke. FML

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Same thing different taste

We could be heroes

Happy dance

There's always that one dude

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