Work: Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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Top comments

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:47

YDI for thinking you can wear your pajamas to work just because they're your favorite outfit.

AdmanRulz 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 9:39

Maybe its time to look in the mirror?

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alex3464 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:47

Minnesota represent. lol, But no really that sucks.

xmagster 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:57

I guess it's time to find a new favorite outfit that's NOT your pajamas. YDI

dumshitz 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:19

ydi for using the word outfit

kellster 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:34

If there's even a tiny chance that someone could mistake your clothing as pyjamas, I guarantee it's far too casual for your workplace! Home/personal time clothing =/= work clothing!!

begeru 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:20

Well obviously your favorite outfit looks like/is pajamas. So I don't see what the point of this post is.

AMS411 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:43

get clothes that don't look like pajamas than.

cabernet 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:55

Well, were they?

lonukn65ez 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:58

Favorite outfit huh? Like, matching top and bottom? With a common pattern? And footies? Yeah, they're pajamas.

skitzoyd 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:29

how is this an fml? so what.

jmbarber 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:13

your favorite outfit is your pajamas?

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