By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Justforlolz 14

It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

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noobcake111 2

I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

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LadiDi_fml 10

That's ok, we all have similar stories

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The first step into being an idiot is to admit you're an idiot.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

The first step of shutting the **** up is to shut the **** up.

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ajjucool 0

stop working so hard.. don't think too much.. take out sometime to rejuvinate your self to kill the stress.

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qtips402 7

why would you bring your keys to the store if you didn't take your car?

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crystalou_fml 3

Most people have their house keys and car keys on the same ring.

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FYLDeep 25

I think you're braver than me OP. Once it gets cold out any excuse is good enough for me to drive everywhere.

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foreverisending 0

haha so u walked all the way TO the store with them and didnt notice u werent actaully IN the car?? lol sounds like something i would do

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farhil 14

No, she knew she walked while she was walking, but not when she was leaving. And I keep my keys on me all the time out of habit. I'm sure many people do, including the OP

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cBlackout 13

Almost as stupid as when u forget where your hat is... And it's on your head

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jpoole 4

Wait, everyone stop! I've lost my common sense, help me find it? Why did you have your keys in the first place??

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

House keys are usually on the same key ring as car keys. For most anyway. Or was that sarcasm.

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pickles2b2 4

One time when I was driving, I stopped at a red light and couldn't find my keys.

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bri_chucksgrl 0

That's happened to me before I was like wow haha ;b

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