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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Justforlolz 14

It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

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noobcake111 2

I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

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mrszane93 5

I bet that was a scare like the time I lost my glasses and they were in my hair.

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pittpsu75 0

It could have been worse if u were walking your dog and started to freak out

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dbugboy 8

are you blonde or ginger cause I am and I lose my phone while I'm looking at it

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TicklingIsFun 0

OP, we all have our retard moments.

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beeloved16 0

That's ok, I had my phone in my front pocket and flipped out because I couldn't find it...it happens to the best of us!

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brick_man33 14

how high where you OP?

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Kimberly_Isabel 7

Glad you know.

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Haha_oh_wait 4

The first step is acceptance.

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mk58 31

Well hey, at least you admitted that you're an idiot without us having to tell you!

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