Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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Callyn 47

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:05

So how long is he grounded for? I hope he didn't get away with it.

swaneh 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:59

Sounds like a kid with a unique sense of humor. He has my respect.

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:13

He's not trying to be funny, he's trying to kill you! Do you have a hot wife? Read Oedipus Rex and sleep with one eye open.

youdidwhatnow 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:38

lmao.

Puls3ofth3maggot 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:10

dude where do u think up of this sh*t?? do u have like a how to be a funny mofo guide??

bantosh 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:45

wow, this has been the only intelligent FML comment ever. congrats

VanessaVander 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:14

yeah u should ground him

blastvortex 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:15

I'll bet he wasn't laughing when you grounded him. You did ground him, didn't you?

snafu57 1

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:16

RDR435 said to man up.as a kid, his dad had him give himself ten stitches each night just for practice. then he'd tap a bitch or two. if you don't know rdr435 watch the comments. you'll recognize him

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:27

What OP forgot to mention was that it was attempted murder and his son is sulking in a corner that it failed.

infiniti_G 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:31

STFU

nutcrackers 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:39

u should 've taught your son not to do such things. YDI

Gumblebum100 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:16

depends on his age if he's really young then he's just a kid!! but I'm NOT saying he shouldn't have been grounded or something like that.... I just made a point and then went against it...... weird..... oh well :^)