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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By thanks, Nemo. - 11/07/2013 23:13 - United States - Hayward

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By McMuffin - 26/05/2017 14:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML

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By lolmyfduplife - 24/12/2015 06:10

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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By Jukka - 19/04/2011 00:48

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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ohcheriecherie 20

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:39

Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...

sassyparrot 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:37

oof poor fish.

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Kamon97 23

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:44

Aww did they have fun? :D

EmilyReeder17 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:45

Run to the store and buy her a new one

suri23 11

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:45

Fish's name not Emilio by any chance?

Random4Dayz 19

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:45

I'm just trying to figure out how exactly that works...

JMichael 25

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:46

Aww that's so adorable :)

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:50

That's Klaus for you.

thisiscool19 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:51

That won't end well

JBChristian 47

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:40

Didn't end well*

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:59

Was the fish in water still? But pets are family...family fun time

zZLightZz 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:00

kids what can you do? am i right or am i right?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:35

So... Who was pushing whom?

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