Kids, Fish and Animals: Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her... - FML

By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By thanks, Nemo. - 11/07/2013 23:13 - United States - Hayward

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By McMuffin - 26/05/2017 14:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML

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By lolmyfduplife - 24/12/2015 06:10

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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Apex predator

By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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By Jukka - 19/04/2011 00:48

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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ohcheriecherie 20

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:39

Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...

sassyparrot 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:37

oof poor fish.

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Ilikepie82479 20

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:25

Took me secodn

Beccag7 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:35

Was the fish in it's bowl? Or at least some sort of cup?

martin8337 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:48

Is the fish's name Klaus?

slipstreak 10

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:59

Did they have fun?

HeatherFeatherB 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:23

Reminds me of Full House when that bitch Michelle puts her fish in the sudsy bathtub and kills him.

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:25

Isn't 3 a bit young to be going in and out of the house unattended and getting onto a swingset with no supervision?

chazzywazzy654 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:27

Not really, it depends on the maturity of the child I think

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 9 July 2014 13:31

Really #66?! How many "mature" toddlers do you know? What if the child injured herself while her mom wasn't watching? I'm pretty sure DSS would call that neglect.

slimblack 26

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:31

It's funny but shouldn't you know where your child is?

aireeahna 23

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:43

This reminds me of the meme of the little girl who saved a fish from drowning.

stepmommy 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:48

you deserved it. how long was your kid unattended for this to happen?

stepmommy 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:49

glad she wasn't swinging with scissors while you weren't watching.

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