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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:54

Ill get the razor.

YacL 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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emilyAluster5858 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

that's so awesome that you have an afro

lulututu 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:39

no its not.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:37

ur just jelious

MrSexyPants 14

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

LOL! Afros are awesome. Too bad you have to shave it off now.

EatnBeef 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:30

well bugs won't go in your hair:)

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:33

could lice shampoo kill them? then you can just wash them out...

Hosea11 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:34

just shave it off

EatnBeef 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:36

well bug won't go in your hair:)

leela11 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:36

wow... an afro?? this isn't the 80's dude.

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:37

WHAT?! you have an Afro!? that's sick son!!

Smoke234 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:42

Afros were only in style in the 60s join the 21st century

mintcar 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:21

So what?

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:20

your just pissed because you don't have Afro, don't be jealous

lulututu 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:38

YDI for having an afro! :)

Kefka91 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:44

mamq l qm

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