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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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YacL 15

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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Cue 0

There's no easy way to drown a spider (booklungs have tiny water repelling hairs with air pockets and unlike humans, spiders don't have to breathe while not expending energy) so trying to rinse them out won't work. You could try to kill them with hairspray (it'll give them DKS) and comb them out.

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bingababe 16

You mean all this time I've been "drowning" the spiders in my sink and washing them down the drain.....they weren't dead?!? Damn, I felt so victorious too.... :-(

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paradiseisland01 0

get a hair cut, your hair will grow back . no reason to stay there with spiders in your hair And I don't think you want to go to bed with them in your hair you never know where they might end up. they can go in your mouth , ears and any open places . Just cut your hair man .

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jdeshnerx3 0

so did I! no kidding lol

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SnailJamsss 6

you should probably shave your entire head and check inside your ears while you still have time.

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